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Posted: Thu 12:54, 03 Mar 2011
Post subject: 今天38℃……&
十五、我若热死在上海,同志们记得来收尸,辛苦你们了!棺材里一定要有空调……
十七、宁可在空调房里哭,也不要在电风扇下笑……
一、后羿,你妈喊你出来射日!!!
三、当电风扇变成了电吹风,我觉得人生都失去了意义。
六、有两个陌生人来到上海,然后,然后他俩熟了……
十、热干面不用煮了,买不到生鸡蛋了,衣服洗完了可以穿了,汽车发动不用点火了……
五、每个在上海上学的孩子,上辈子都是折翼的天使:夏天桑拿,冬天冰箱,晴天火焰山,雨天水帘洞……四年以后都炼成孙悟空,到哪都死不了!
八、这凉席感觉怎么跟电热毯似的!
十一、我一直在想,哪天绑架了校长,给他绑到学校宿舍的床上,就给他一个小风扇,看他能活多久……
十三、这么热的时候停水了,我想去校长家洗澡……'
四、女孩,遇到给宿舍安空调的校长,就嫁了吧!
十二、从前有个小孩在上海上学,上着上着他就热死了……
九、蚊子不叮人,只叮冷水管了……
二、躺在凉席上,感觉自己就像是铁板牛柳。
十八、上海将上演一部重口味写实电影:《全城热死》……
七、桌子太烫……以至于一只蚊子被烫死了……
十四、我的肉身即将热死在上海……我的灵魂将与你们同在……
十六、我每个细胞都需要空调……
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