Sharp turn in the history of mind as the most Qian

1, question: jasmine, sunflowers, roses which most did not force a flower?
answer: jasmine.
Reason: What a beautiful (not force) of the jasmine.
2, ask: pencil name?
answer: Xiao.
Reason: cut (Xiao) pencil.
3, question: What is the most hated line of apes?
answer: Parallel Lines.
reasons: parallel lines do not intersect (bananas).
4, question: rubber, skins, lion's skin which the worst?
answer: rubber.
reasons: Eraser (rubber poor).
5, question: cloth and paper afraid of?
answer: cloth afraid of ten thousand, the paper just in case.
reasons: not (Brazzaville) afraid of ten thousand, only the (paper) just in case.
6, question: Kirin to the North Pole will become?
answer: ice cream.
reasons: ice cream (ice unicorn).
7, ask: Which historical figure most Qianbian?
answer: Su Wu.
reasons: Su Wu Yang North sea (by Hai Bian).
8, question: Which number from 1 to 9 the most hard-working, which number the lazy?
answer: 1 lazy; 2 hard-working.
reasons: one (1) do not do two (2) endless.
9, question: how to make the quiet sparrow?
answer: press it a bit.
reasons: silence (silent sparrow pressure).
10, question: Which person in history to run the fastest?
answer: Cao
reasons: speak of the devil to
11, question: Who is her mother
meters Answer: Flowers
Cause: peanuts
12, question: white plus white equals what?
answer: equal to the white rabbit
reasons: white TWO
13, :30-50 questions which bear feces is more than powerful!!
Answer: 40
reasons: facts speak louder than male (Bear) argue
14, question: in the pig pen ran out how to do?
answer: Wang Lee Hom
reasons: inside coax
question: how do they come?
answer: Han
Reason: also coax
15, White looked like his brother, playing idiom.
answer: truth
16, question: Why Pear fruit is the highest temperature?
answer: pears (ion) hot
17, asked: The cartoon world's most sympathetic characters who
answer: Viking
reasons: because he was always a helping hand to the people!
18, Q: The world's most dark cartoon characters are?
answer: or Viking
why: because he pitch-dark
19, a wolf came to the North Pole, accidentally fell through ice, was finish it, it became what?
answer: betel
20, question: What is the world's chicken run faster? What chicken slow?
answer: Kendall chicken (fast) Nicole Kitterman (slow)
21, asked: chief of African cannibals eat?
answer: people, ah!
question: that one day the chief was ill, the doctor told him to be a vegetarian, he eat?
answer: eat a vegetable! ~ ~
22, question: What animal is the master?
answer: pig, because pigs (Pearl) operator master
23,, question: What animal most likely to be posted on the wall?
answer: the sea (newspaper) Leopard
24, question: fat man fell from the 12th floor will become what?
answer: dead fat
25, question: Who would have enough to eat a meal for you Tim?
answer: Dragon Well, because the dragon in (days) Tim
26, question: a dog traveling in the desert, the result is dead, and asked how he died?
answer: he was suffocated, because the desert without poles pee.
question: a dog traveling in the desert, found a telephone pole, the result was suffocated, and why?
answer: Point pole with a \Why?
answer: a lot of dog in line, no wait,
question: a dog traveling in the desert, found a telephone pole, the above did not stick anything in the queue are routed, and the result was suffocated, Why?
answer: because the back are two beautiful dogs MM, he was embarrassed.
27, question: There is a triangle were sent to the North Pole to plant trees ... ... Will they grow up! tree called ... ...?
answer: trigonometric functions (Cold Tree) ... ...
28,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], question: the boss, you do not ask beef noodles? How not even the beef? !
Answer: People also call it wife cake, do the authors even made you when you buy a wife? !
29, question: white horse called the White Horse, a black horse called the dark horse, black and white horse called the zebra, then the black white red and white horse What horse?
answer: is shy zebra, Oh
30, question: One day, a match stick its head itch to grab the first to burn up. Then taken to the hospital, came out from the emergency room, guess what became of the
answer: cotton swabs, because the first was bandaged up.
31, question: Why do a lot of money
silkworms answer: because ... ... silkworm cocoons will (thrift)
32, question: wolves,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], tigers and lions who play the game will be eliminated?
answer: wolf, because: Momotaro (out of the wolf)
33, question: What is God's means of transport?
answer: magic (ride) Baby
34, question: chocolate and tomato fights, chocolate won. (Playing a food name)
answer: mystery: chocolate bars
questions: chocolate and egg fights, chocolate and won. (Resort to a food name)
answer: mystery: Chocolate Bang Bang
questions: chocolate and tomatoes, eggs while fighting, chocolate and won. (Once again playing a food name)
answer: mystery: tomato and egg noodles:
question: chocolate and eggs and fights, chocolate and won. (Resort to a food name)
answer: egg cake (transmission)
35, question: English is called a finger ONE, two fingers in English is called TWO, and so on, four hand fingers English called the four, then bend up the four fingers of the English What
answer: The answer: WONDERFFUL (curved FOUR)
36,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], question: Why do dogs getting smaller and smaller?
answer: The answer: because the dog is farther and farther
37, question: is there a spider through a pile of feces, can he used to walk a few feet?
answer: not 8 feet away ... ... but by 6 feet, because it Cypriot nose cover their feet with a smelly ~
38, question: white, small yellow, small blue bus ride, who would motion sickness?
answer: A: white, because white will spit (rabbit)
39, question: Qu Yuan's wife name?
answer: surname Chen, because Qu Chen (Chen)'s
40, question: is a fast a rabbit and the turtle race, and guess who won the drawing?
answer: Rabbit ~ ~
questions: wrong ~! A turtle pulling, running in front of that is a turtle very quickly, running fast Oh ~ ~
questions: Rabbit can not be reconciled, but also wearing sunglasses and a turtle race to run, who won the drawing?
Answer: Well. . Rabbit it
questions: wrong ~ ~! Tortoise sunglasses one to pick, too! Bird is just running fast turtle Oh ^ O ^

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