Air Max LTD How To Talk Like A Pirate Me Buckos

l, it be simple. First,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], ye needs to say “ye” instead of “you” and then ye needs to either start ye sentences with an Arrrgh or end then with such. You see me nose picking plunder dog, I’ve taken upon meself to put for a few phrases ye can see without provocation.
These sayings and phrases will give ye some good training in talking like a pirate. Calling women wenches on such a day is not only fun but a requirement as well. Ye may also call men Buckos or Scallywags if ye wish.
Now,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], he are some pirate sayings and phrases for ye to use to in order to get a feel for thee speech patterns.
Top 10 Pirate Phrases and Sayings:
1. Arrrrgh, swab the poop deck lest ye be pooped upon
2. The wench or the booty or the wench with the booty, you’re call
3. Walk the plank you scallywag and join Davy Jones’ Locker
4. I got ye buried treasure right here pal
5. Spit it out! Me parrot’s a better talker than you.
6. This is not me wooden leg. This is me Spaniard stomper.
7. Tickle me timber and I’ll be yours forever
8. Sit on my mast, wench
9. I hear me booty calling
10. Me treasure map is in me pants. Who here will get it?
So,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], this as ye can see, this ain’t the Rosetta Stone of pirate talk. Nay, there is no RocketPirate speech software on the market,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], though there should be. Just try to imitate me speech and ye will be an anal scratching scallywag in no time.
And it ye don’t then I shall give ye 100 lashes with me cat-o-nine-tails or better yet, me cat that actually does have nine tails. After this I will tie ye hands together and make ye walk the plank in shame and join Davy Jones in his Locker way beneath the BP oiled sea. And if there are any fishes to be swimming at those depths, then ye be swimming with them. Arrrrrgh!
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