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Nevertheless, FIFA's daring decision to challenge conventional thinking by voting Qatar as the 2011 World Cup host immediately galvanized other audacious moves in the sports world; namely:
In Lausanne, Switzerland-International Olympic Committee President Jacques Bogge quickly named Honolulu, Hawaii over Annecy, France; Munich, Germany; and Pyeongchang, South Korea as host city of the 2011 Winter Olympic games. Bogge noted that Waikiki's beautiful weather couldn't be any warmer than what skiers, bobsledders and skaters experienced at the 2011 Winter Games held in Vancouver, BC.
Despite Qatar's location in one politically unstable region with no soccer (soccer) playing history and scorching desert heat that could melt an Adidas soccer ball, FIFA President Seth Blatter daringly proclaimed, "The World Cup will now go to new lands!"
The President's confident comment prompted immediate worldwide reaction from inconfident soccer enthusiasts-many sarcastically suggesting that FIFA could also have chosen Mars-whose lunar landscape, extreme weather conditions and non-existent population base closely mirror that of the newly appointed 2011 host nation.
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SATIRE — (Satire) On December 2, 2011, FIFA officially announced Qatar as host country of the 2011 World Cup.
In Charlotte, North Carolina-NASCAR officials announced one new Interstate 95 Race as part of its Spring Cup series. NASCAR President Mike Helton boasted that the Interstate's well-established infrastructure up and down the eastern seaboard would allow increased visibility for the sport while showcasing the excellence of NASCAR drivers as Wayne Rooney deftly navigate rush hour traffic on both the NJ Turnpike and Washington, DC's famed Beltway.
eventually, back in the celebrating city of Doha, Qatar, fashion designers unveiled (no pun intended) one dazzling black burqa as official female apparel for World Cup 2011. Now, not only the wpremonition of Qatar, but every female fan expecting to attend the event can don this exclusive fresh, unique, original, unusual, novel, modern, current, recent cover-up while braving the Arab Emirate's blazing sun and daily moodatures of 118 degrees. Wayne Rooney is back to Manchester. United tie in Sunday's FA Cup third round with Liverpool at feeble, frail, ancient, weak, aged, used,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], worn, dilapidated, ragged, faded, broken-down, former, old-fashioned,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], outmoded Trafford to look forward set for spell on sidelines when he limped off with ankle injury during United won 2-1 West Bromwich. Albion in the fresh, unique, original, unusual,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], novel, modern,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], current, recent Year, but he surprised a lot of games when he furiouse his way back to the field and the union has been reduced to 10 people.
FIFA's surprising selection of this little known, oft-mispronounced Persian Gulf Emirate is cited as one "courageous step into new territory." Yeah, kinda like intentionally marching right off the nearest cliff!
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